Dialogues—March 2026

Blob on blob

We all do it

Noah Blue · March 2026 · 1 min read

Blob 1: your very existence offends me.

Blob 2: harsh, but I get what you mean.

Blob 1: you do?

Blob 2: of course, you’re saying I am so loathsome it evokes a visceral disgust.

Blob 1: precisely.

At this point, Blob 2 evaporates into nothingness and Blob 1 realises he has been talking to himself (yet) again. He phones his psychiatrist immediately but as usual she doesn’t pick up.

Themes

psychiatrist

End

Noah Blue

First published on Noah Blue, March 2026.

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