Blob 1: your very existence offends me.
Blob 2: harsh, but I get what you mean.
Blob 1: you do?
Blob 2: of course, you’re saying I am so loathsome it evokes a visceral disgust.
Blob 1: precisely.
At this point, Blob 2 evaporates into nothingness and Blob 1 realises he has been talking to himself (yet) again. He phones his psychiatrist immediately but as usual she doesn’t pick up.
Themes
End
Noah Blue
First published on Noah Blue, March 2026.
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