Noah Blue

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Accounting aphorisms
Aphorisms

Accounting aphorisms

Niche

Noah Blue · 1 min read

I am not remotely prejudiced. Some of the best people I know are accountants.

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Office chat
Dialogues

Office chat

Verbatim

Noah Blue · 4 min read

There are only jobs, soul-destroying ones. Careers are a myth, the sole purpose of which is to mollify and subvert your innermost doubts about the capitalist system.

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Aphorisms

Aphorisms impaled on a spike

Meaning they aren't going anywhere

Noah Blue · 1 min read

Bullshit jobs pay well. Or at least they did. Now the best bullshitter in town is eating our lunch. Soon it will be eating us. After that it will eat itself.

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Aphorisms

Taser aphorisms

Flailing and shit

Noah Blue · 2 min read

I am not crazy enough to believe that anything I say matters, but I am crazy enough to say it anyway.

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Fiction

there is no such thing as free will

To state the obvious

Noah Blue · 13 min read

I am alone, unless you count the dog as company. A whole day with nothing to do stretches out in front of me. I make a cup of coffee and read over the story I wrote the night before. It’s about a man who lives alone with his dog; a whole day with nothing to do stretches out in front of him.

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